via jawa report
Egyptian Muslims Apologize, “We’re Sorry We Thought You Were a Jew”
While walking in the street someone pushed me from behind with such force that I nearly fell over.Turning around, I found myself surrounded by five men, one of whom tried to punch me in the face. I stopped the attack by pointing out how shameful it was for a Muslim to assault a guest in his country, especially during Ramadan.
Relieved that a seemingly random assault was over, I was appalled by the apology offered by one of my assailants. “Sorry,” he said contritely, offering his hand, “we thought you were a Jew.”
Well that clears that up.
apologetic goblins, how novel. fuckin goblins. next apology? oops sorry, we thought you were a dirty kafir women we could rape for allah.